You Know You're a Catholic Nerd When...

...You base your selection of cheap red wine for a friendly gathering solely on the fact the head of the winery producing the bottle is rumored to be a member of Opus Dei (dun dun DUUNNN), and indeed, the winery has had a few ludicrous conspiracy theories linked to it.**And that you know all this is because the only book you have ever read on wine was written by John Zmirak.