They Told Me That They Insisted My Name Be in Bigger Type than the Words 'Free Beer'

Come one! Come all! I'll be speaking at the Essen Haus in beautiful downtown Madison next Thursday, October 29, at 7 PM. Thrill to the Spirit of the Liturgy! Be introduced to the mysterious practices of Early Christian architecture! Boo and Hiss at the villainous architectural modernist Sovik the Destroyer! See some of the author's latest work! And there may even be a few jokes at the