Fr. Vasily Explains it All: Lent Edition

From the incomparable (and possibly imaginary) Father Vasily at The Onion Dome:Dear Fr. Vasily, I own a a tie that depicts milk chocolate that melts in your mouth and not in your hand. Is okay to wear this tie during Lent? —M.M. from MemphisDear Memphis, Is outrage! Father Vasiliy has seen this tie. You should be ashamed to be wearing this tie in any season, unless it was gift from